Submitted by Milotheshort on Thu, 05/04/2006 - 08:59.
Well well, MPK... we all have the words uttered before. I myself have gotten so enraged that i have MPK'd ppl before. like Jessey Ventura said in Predator "Some ppl just need killin'!" However the goal of FFXI was to be a co-op game not a p.v.p one. Fair enough it makes it stand out from other mmo's on the market. However have you ever become so perturbed with ppl that you just wanted them gone for at least 5 min? For only 50k down and 50k a month i'll tell you my secrets to getting away with murder.. my boxed set includes.
"Mother i unleashed spike on the mail man."
In here you will the learn the art of our state of the art catch and release program. Charming mobs, using the time honored tradition of releasing your pet to link up with your enemies target. Great for late night fun with Brenda the streetwalker from your local 7-11. Watch as they yell cries of murder and in fits of pain.